Whew, what a day. I attended the XFanz Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas this last Friday. Despite being Vegas in June, the weather was pretty reasonable. I arrived at about noon, which is early according to “porn star time”. It’s kinda like “rock star time”. Anyway, after a couple hours, things were cookin’. The boobies were *almost* out (dang Hard Rock and it’s rules!), the costumes and bathing suits were outrageous, and the music was pumpin’. There were all kinds of booths, giving away such sinful items as penis and boob necklaces, lube, and male enhancement supplements (of course no guy was found hanging out around that booth! I’d be curious to know if they got much business done…) And there was even a booth that was previewing their all new 3D Porn! Now, at first I have to admit I was a doubter, but they slapped those 3D glasses on me and sat me down, and WOW! It was cooler than I thought!

In addition to the booths, there were all kinds of porn stars (see the article below for more details), including my favorite of the day: Lupe Fuentes. She is gorgeous, super petite, and has the most amazing ass EVER!!! I was fortunate enough to see it up close (no, not THAT close – dang it!) and I can truly say I have never seen such a gorgeous ass – it’s perfect! No wonder she caught the attention of Evan Seinfeld (I mean, where do you go after you’ve been with Tera Patrick, for Christsakes?!)

Anyway, about the ony thing that was NOT hot was the freakin’ pool. It wasn’t just cold, it was downright FREEZING! I mean, seriously, they had to have actually cooled the water down. And it’s not just because I’m a wuss when it comes to cold water (which I am), it was evident because there were like four people in the whole pool. Freakin’ ridiculous in my opinion. I mean, hello Hard Rock people!!!!

Well, I guess that about sums up the day from my perspective. I hope you enjoyed my little report. Check out the link below for the official XBiz article: